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World Premiere - Assembly Festival, Edinburgh, August 2026

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Mike Hatchard in Ludwig: unfinished Business (Image: Peter Mould)
THEATRE TOURS INTERNATIONAL presents:

LUDWIG: UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Written and directed by Guy Masterson
Co-Written & performed by Mike Hatchard.

Van Beethoven has unfinished business! Pushed by his relentlessly ambitious father as "Ze next Mozart!", battling a broken heart, broken body, broken ears, and certain he is nearing his demise, Ludwig reincarnates “to put ze record straight!”
Combining virtuoso pianism with Teutonic stand-up comedy, concert pianist, Mike Hatchard, provides an hilarious insight into ‘The Mad Pounder' coming to terms with life, death, music, Amadeus, Bach, Chuck Berry, and his wretched final sonata. Hatchard, who has accompanied Spike Milligan, Frankie Howerd, Cleo Laine and David Essex, among others. Directed by Olivier winner Guy Masterson (The Shark Is Broken).


Co-written & performed by Mike Hatchard
Co-written & directed by by Guy Masterson

Assembly St Andrews Square: Front Room

Aug 6 - 30 2026

July 24th 2026: BEDFRINGE - Quarry Theatre @ St Lukes (60 Mins)

July 28th & 29th 2026 PLAYGROUND THEATRE, London W10

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Ludwig Reviews

ONE-4-REVIEW - 08/08/2626
The show combines music, storytelling and comedy to create an affectionate and entertaining portrait of a remarkable musician. Rather than presenting a conventional biography, it allows its central character to look back on a life shaped by music, ambition and the considerable burden of being remembered for one particular piece of music.
The performance gets off to a suitably chaotic start, with several attempts by the increasingly frustrated composer before he finally succeeds in playing his concerto. A ‘swear jar’ makes an early appearance, setting the tone for a performance that is as much about the personality behind the music as the music itself. There are plenty of musical jokes and some excellent one-liners, including a particularly amusing suggestion that composers may find inspiration in the everyday sounds around them, from doorbells to passing ambulances.
Ludwig is understandably frustrated at being known principally for the opening of his Fifth Symphony. His comparisons with other composers reveal a mixture of admiration, envy and professional insecurity, with Mozart in particular becoming something of an obsession because of the extraordinary success that he achieved during his lifetime.
There is plenty of biography along the way, including the story of Ludwig’s childhood as a prodigy, encouraged by his father to perform from an early age. But this never becomes a dry history lesson. The performer is an engaging raconteur, moving easily between the spoken material and some very accomplished piano playing. The combination works particularly well. The music gives the storytelling substance, while the humour and conversational style make the composer feel like a character rather than simply a name from a musical textbook.
Performed to a packed audience in an intimate venue, Ludwig: Unfinished Business proved to be an enjoyable hour of music and comedy. The enthusiastic response at the end was well deserved.
An entertaining, witty and accomplished performance, and one that I would highly recommend catching. (Howard) https://one4review.co.uk/2026/08/ludwig-unfinished-business-4/

BRITISH THEATRE GUIDE - 08/08/26
The audience enters the small shipping container on St Andrew Square (not Assembly Rooms as stated in the brochure) to Mike Hatchard as Beethoven sat at a keyboard, which he plays constantly throughout the show.
This is Beethoven a little before his death in 1827, but he is also aware of the world since his time, referring to the first five notes of his fifth symphony as his 'ringtone' and of the work of twentieth century composer Karlheinz Stockhausen as "inkblots", and even incorporates some more modern popular music ("roll over Chuck Berry," he says during one piece). He has been working on his tenth symphony but it is unfinished—and remains so to this day. He said he spent three days working on a sequence of seven notes and ended up with the version with which he started.
There is a lot of putting down of other composers—making use of the swear jar next to him with the regular 'plink' of a coin adding to the music—before talking about his own life, but not necessarily in order. He talks of his two fathers, both of whom he disliked, of being arrested as a 'tramp' when he was better known but the police didn't believe he was the real Beethoven until someone identified him, then back to when he says Mozart agreed to take him as a pupil, but he had to return to Bonn when his mother became ill and died, and by the time he got back to Vienna, Mozart had died—so he had to "make do with an elderly man called Haydn".
He twice refers to the subject of his "Für Elise", but tells us nothing. It would have been nice to have been told something about her before the end. But he does talk about his piano 'duels', demonstrating how he won one by requesting four notes from his current audience (he was given A, C, F# and B? at the reviewed performance) and improvising a piece based on them in a Beethovian style.
It's certainly an impressive performance from Hatchard, who plays music throughout in many different styles and from different composers to accompany his explanations and complaints. The script is informative and has gentle humour woven through it from Hatchard and co-writer-director Guy Masterson making a very pleasant way to spend an hour at lunchtime.
Reviewer: David Chadderton

Musical Theatre Review - 28/08/26
28/08/26
Actor-musician Mike Hatchard’s engaging impersonation of Beethoven brings new meaning to ‘triple threat’ musical theatre. It also offers a fun morning out.
Avoiding dancing and also singing, Guy Masterson directs Hatchard’s physicality and musicianship firmly towards his strength – pianistic acting – in order to conjure up Ludwig’s rivals: Mozart, Haydn and Bach.
Mingling with this heavyweight trio are Salieri, who is swiftly dismissed as nowhere near rivalrous enough; Stockhausen, who is praised for following through Beethoven’s errors; and rock ‘n’ rolling Chuck Berry who receives the fondest attention.
Musical excerpts from all these composers are indulged in and ornament Ludwig’s autobiography. Hatchard’s accurate recall of every example has an improvisatory feel. In the character of Ludwig, he appropriately chastises himself regularly for swearing in accompaniment to telling stories of encounters with the two fellow musicians he had met, and in the case of Bach, knowledge of his music and reputation.
Love interest comes in rondo form with repeated references to ‘Für Elise’, long a staple of school music room ‘Bagatelle’ tournaments, the twisting opening of which also tunes in nicely to a UK ambulance siren. For Ludwig the melody evokes a romantic scenario he isn’t prepared to reveal details of.
The invention of a ringtone focuses jokes about the music of the future (the promised ‘unfinished business’), as the famed opening of Beethoven’s ‘Symphony No. 5’ is bellowed diaphragmatically – ‘ha, ha, ha, hah’. Ludwig cheekily insists that this scores better than Mozart’s persistent inscription of his name at every perfect cadence!
And so we roll on, since ‘music lives, fights, bites, bleeds and leaves scars’ and there had to be a next Mozart. And a successor to Haydn, the dedicatee of the first piano sonata, because he kindly took over Ludwig’s training when Mozart died. Detours concerning Ludwig’s student life, duelling and spending time in jail are interpolated while Hatchard performs prodigiously on Ludwig’s ‘Broadvod’ piano (Broadwood), sometimes back to front.
You have to be there to witness the virtuosity of this intriguing homage co-written by Hatchard and Masterson. There is no pressure to applaud whatsover as Ludwig of the Beetroot field simply cannot hear you.
https://musicaltheatrereview.com/ludwig-unfinished-business-edinburgh-festival-fringe/

UK Theatre Web - 19/08/26
4 stars
Mike Hatchard certainly looks the part of Beethoven as he lets us into some of the secrets of Beethoven's life, loves, music and rivalries - especially with that damned Mozart! Music threads its way through the whole show with Hatchard performing many pieces by Beethoven, Mozart, Haydn, Schubert and others to support points in his tale and occasionally mixing in some rock and roll! A very entertaining way to spend an hour.
https://uktw.co.uk/news/Ludwig-Unfinished-Business/7543.html

Tony Whitty - 24/08/26
Brilliant show. Mike is a superb performer and great musician.

Michael Lambert - 17/08/26
Brilliant, extrovert performance. So pleased to have seen it, as was my partner who is not a musician.

Julian Jessop - 14/08/26
Mike Hatchard channels Victor Borge in this whimsical taken on the life of Ludwig van. A lot of interesting period detail, with delightful piano intermezzos and quotations culminating in a bravura improvisation on random notes supplied by audience members.

Humphrey Crick - 13/08/26
Loved this show - and you don’t have to love Beethoven to do so! The actor is Beethoven and plays the piano very well, and brings him to life in a nicely comic way. Recommended!!

 

 


 

MIKE HATCHARD- Performer/Co-Writer

Mikeshowed early promise when he was a joint winner of the Bournemouth Music Festival Composer’s Competition aged 11. By 14 he secured a residency on the Costa Dorada. He took a music degree in Colchester and did a Postgrad at the Royal College of Music where he studied composition under Philip Cannon and piano under Peter Wallfisch. He redeemed his performing career by joining the National Youth Jazz Orchestra. In his early twenties he toured America and Europe accompanying Cleo Laine on piano and became Matt Monro’s youngest ever musical director. Subsequently he worked with artists as varied as Maxine Daniels, Johnny Van Derrick, Salena Jones, Tina May and David Essex. Touring with Freddy Starr and becoming musical director to Pamela Stephenson he took an interest in comedy and performed his own shows on the circuit as ‘Marvin Hanglider’ which led to co-writing songs with Frankie Howerd and Spike Milligan. He performed hundreds of concerts with Herbie Flowers including the Southbank and sell-out concerts at the Edinburgh FringeFestival. Mike has written three musicals including the Mayor Of Casterbridge (Harry Secombe Centre, Sutton and George Square Theatre, Edinburgh), an adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s novel which is being revived for inclusion in this year’s Wordfest Festival in Shoreham this September. A helpless (but harmless) eccentric he celebrated his sixtieth birthday by cycling 1400 miles towing an electric piano from Land’s End to John O’Groats raising money for Children in Need and last year appeared on the TV show playing the violin upside-down. In spite of all this compulsive versatility Mike is still obsessive about playing the piano, often practicing up to eight hours in a day on his beloved reconditioned century old Steinway Grand, and always setting new musical goals for himself.


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GUY MASTERSON - Director & CO-WRITER (click for additional biographical
fter obtaining a Joint Honours degree in Biochemistry and Chemistry from Cardiff University in 1982, Guy studied drama at UCLA's School of Drama and started as an actor in 1985 in Hollywood. He returned to the UK in 1989 to study further at LAMDA. He is an multi-award winning actor, playwright, director, producer, international presente, dramaturge and renowned acting and executive coach.
Following a conventional start in plays, film and television, Guy began solo performing in 1991 with The Boy's Own Story and thence Under Milk Wood in 1994 and Animal Farm in 1995. He first produced/directed in 1993 with Playing Burton and participating at the Edinburgh Fringe for the first time in 1994. The following 26 seasons saw his association with many of Edinburgh's most celebrated hits, and his company became EdFringe's most awarded independent theatre producer - garnering 8 Scotsman Fringe Firsts, 3 Herald Angels, 25 Stage Award nominations (including 4 wins) together with numerous lesser awards. Guy also directed two of Edinburgh's biggest grossing dramatic hits: 12 Angry Men - famously starring a cast of well known comedians including Bill Bailey, Dave Johns and Phil Nichol - which then toured Australia and New Zealand - and The Odd Couple (2005) starring Bill Baile and Alan Davies. He also originated One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (2004) starring Christian Slater and Mackenzie Crook which transferred to The Gielgud Theatre in London's West End and later, The Garrick. His 2009 production of Morecambe transferred to The Duchess Theatre in the West End and won the Laurence Olivier Award for Best Entertainment (plus another nomination for the actor playing Eric).
At Edinburgh 2014 his epic 30 actor adaptation of Animal Farm produced by Tumanishvili Film Actors Theatre of Tbilisi, Georgia, won the Stage Award for Best Ensemble. His Edinburgh 18 hit The Marilyn Conspiracy was due to transfer to London in June 2020 but was postponed by Covid19. It finally opened at the Park Theatre in June 2024.
Perhaps his most successful show, his 2018 EdFringe hit, The Shark Is Broken, finally opened for 21 weeks at the Ambassadors Theatre in London's West End in October 2022 and was Olivier Award nominated for Best New Comedy. It since played 7 weeks in Toronto and 18 weeks on Broadway. Guy also directed a new production to celebrate JAWS-50 in Martha's Vineyard in July 2025.
Also in 2023 he directed Picasso: Le Monstre Sacré at the Playground Theatre, London, and co-directed the award winning The Marvellous Elephant Man - The Musical at the 2023 Adelaide Fringe Festival Melobourne International Comedy Festival and Sydney Fringe. In 2024, he directed The Marilyn Conspiracy at Park Theatre, London.
As a performer, he won The Stage Best Actor Award in 2001 for Fern Hill & Other Dylan Thomas and was also nominated in 1998 for A Soldier's Song, in 2003 for Best Solo Performance for Under Milk Wood, and again for Shylock in 2011. In 2003, he also received Edinburgh's most prestigious accolade, The Jack Tinker Spirit of the Fringe Award. His most recent solo work, A Christmas Carol, has played 400+ times over its 9 festive seasons since it opened in 2017.
His theatrical commitments have largely kept him out of mainstream film and television, however, he made the obligatory appearance on Casualty (Christmas Special 2004) and has been the Franziskaner Monk - the face of the premium German weissbier - since 2007! He also written plays, a screenplay, and poetry, is an executive performance and confidence coach. His passion is to bring great new ideas to life and fresh talent to the stage.
He is married to Brigitta and father to Indigo and Tallulah...


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Mike Hatchard in Ludwig: unfinished Business (Image: Peter Mould)